On another note, does the hairless human look like she wants to eat me? Not cool, I'd better watch my back.
-Tank OUT
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
I'm sexy and I know it
I've been waiting for the opportunity to show off how sexy I am, but my Mom is too busy taking photos of that hairless human. I mean, seriously...my face could be on the cover of a magazine. Check it out, Aunt Sarah took this photo the other day and I'm pretty sure I'm considered a sexy beast. My Mom and the hairless human, not so much.
Mom told me I was such a good boy for posing in the photo, then she locked me in the house for six hours. I don't see them locking that little hairless squawker up in the house?! What has happened to my household? I'd like to learn to text like that genius bully of "Texts From Dog", then I could torture my parents ALL DAY LONG.
On another note, does the hairless human look like she wants to eat me? Not cool, I'd better watch my back.
-Tank OUT
On another note, does the hairless human look like she wants to eat me? Not cool, I'd better watch my back.
-Tank OUT
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